Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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