Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
vagina is talking i cant
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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