As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
kristin has been a bad kristin
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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