Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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