how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i think i have herpe
just one?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
that may or may not have been my penis.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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