absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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