I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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