make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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