this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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