Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Randomize
