One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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