i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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