does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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