i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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