Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
And the cops told us we were all naked.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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