why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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