And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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