: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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