shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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