FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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