lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
