smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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