but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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