how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
