Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
