i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
