he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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