She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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