i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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