She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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