We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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