I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
