When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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