You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just saw a hot homeless man
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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