I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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