ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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