I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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