he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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