I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
