hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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