I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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