Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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