We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My bed smells like the plague
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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