it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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