dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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