What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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