i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
