no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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