It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
And then my night got REAL pukey
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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