all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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